themusicisyourmaster:

don’t fuck with me like this we all know this shit isn’t going to be rationed unless you’re on a deserted fucking island what the fuck skittles are you trying me because I’ll pour your bag of assorted rainbow oval candies down my throat quicker than you can apologize for your sorry ass packaging damn skittles got me all fired up this isn’t what I pay taxes for so don’t fucking joke around about things like this skittles

i got cut off in traffic by a little truck with a giant pair of testicles hanging from the back bumper

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